You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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