Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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