You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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