I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Randomize
