Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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