I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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