i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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