Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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