Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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