Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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