On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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