no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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