to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
