Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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