Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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