Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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