if you like me you must not know who I am
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize