The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
