just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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