my vag is so smooth its legendary
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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