do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish you could order shots online.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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