Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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