The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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