Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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