it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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