hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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