Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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