It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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