loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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