it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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