People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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