Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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