I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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