By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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