The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i drank out of a bidet.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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