sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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