OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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