One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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