Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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