About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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