just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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