In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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