i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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