all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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