Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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