How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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