You smell like a Billy Joel song
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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