He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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