white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wanna passion pit in your ass
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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