You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Randomize