it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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