Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she peed on how many people?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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