Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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