She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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