My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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